Cupid Vs Leprechaun Vs Easter Bunny Lyrics – Freshy Kanal

[Verse 1: Cupid (The Stupendium)]
Love is in the air! When I snipe a rabbit, tag and claim him
Captivate the little lad whose ransom lays in tax evasion
Pass the paycheck
You’re no match for the matchmaker cause I rhyme gold
Show you tough love if you’re at the end of my bow
Your fun is over, you got a porky odor and dress funny
I stay sober, I don’t need four-leaf clovers to get lucky
Who’d give you a chance? You’re a stupid little man
Last prom I saw you cry enough to do a river dance
What’s up with the bunny, I thought you were known for multiplying
You’re just a symbol that ended up leaving cults divided
Just play dead, I have to go run some errands
Cause you shouldn’t lay eggs, I might’ve fu*ked up your parents
[Verse 2: Leprechaun (Freeced)]
You caught me in my pregame, so let me work me magic
I’ll down me Guinness and when there’s a record, I will scratch it
I always got the gold and keep it cash in hand
Green in me pot, it’s calor gas
I’ll smoke em if they try taxing that
Forget your picket fence, marriages are in distress
Divorce rates are crazy, 50/50 Cupid s*its the bed
While you’re flying around tryna fix the sobbing and mourning
I’m shouting “Another round!” until the top of the morning
I spent some time on Olympus and Venus gave her love to me
So tell your mom she’ll have to catch me if she wants me to pay custody
And Thumper, as for you, I’ll poof you like it’s a magic show
My next batch of shoes will be going up the rabbit hole
If Jesus doesn’t deal with you first then cross me rifle
All because you’re prey to everyone don’t mean you’re in the Bible

[Verse 3: Easter Bunny (LittleFlecks)]
Stick your hands up, put it back in the basket
Wait, that’s not an Easter egg, the infant. caca’d his nappy
Man I don’t need your gold but hand the 24 carrots
Or you’re facing the wrath of the rabid rabbit that’s rapping rapid
Hey naked baby, stop playing with lives like they were dolls
Grabbing them and smacking them together by their genitals
I spread cheer and love without ‘conquering’ people
This toddler’s too busy going “Free willy!”, he forgot about free will (Oh!)
Lep’s hair rose when the fair coated Hare roasted Eros
I can tear open the air holes in both their throats without arrows
I’m no Saint, but they give it up for the Easter Bunny, Lent free
For centuries it’s been rabbit season, at best you’re pity entries

[Verse 4: Cupid (The Stupendium)]
You took Easter’s meaning and put too many eggs in one basket
I’ll have this cad buried and melted down in his casket
Lep, I gotta patch up all the new wounds that you open
Cause my shots make families, yours leave them broken

[Verse 5: Leprechaun (Freeced)]
Lad you had to pick between your mom and your side piece
But I know just the thing to fix a poor broken psyche
Cmon, let down your wings, have a pint and get it sunk
They say don’t rhyme and drink, but I work better when I’m drunk!

[Verse 6: Easter Bunny (LittleFlecks)]
Don’t touch me, Leper! You ugly diseased spotty freak show
I’ll sneak behind his rainbow and leave a pot of Aveeno
I got Trix up my sleeve, know you got no luck and you’re charmless
Oh! Have you heard the one about the Irishman that walked into my bars yet

[Verse 7: Cupid (The Stupendium)]
If you think I
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[Verse 8: Easter Bunny (LittleFlecks) & Leprechaun (Freeced)]
OOH! I got shot (Huh???)
What is this feeling? So lovey-dovey and funny
I think somebody switched up my jelly beans for some gummies (What?)
I’ve got a fluttering tummy, I’m seeing double and hazy
I got four feet, but you’re four foot
I love a short king, baby (Me?)
I want to wake up every day to your beautiful goblin mouth (No!)
I’ll turn my burrow into the coziest Hobbit house (Get away from me!)
I see our seven bunny-dwarven children drinking Guinness
Lemme put a candy ring on one of your surviving fingers

Verse 1: Cupid (The Stupendium)
In this verse, Cupid asserts his dominance as the ultimate matchmaker, using his arrows to snipe rabbits, a play on words that combines his association with love and the Easter Bunny’s iconic image. He mocks the Easter Bunny’s ability to multiply, suggesting it’s merely a superficial trait. Cupid’s references to prom and the bunny’s parents add a comedic touch to his insults. He implies that the Easter Bunny’s significance has dwindled over time, reducing it to a divisive symbol rather than a unifying one. Ultimately, Cupid dismisses the Easter Bunny’s relevance, suggesting it should play dead while he attends to more important matters.

Verse 2: Leprechaun (Freeced)
The Leprechaun responds to Cupid’s taunts with confidence, highlighting his own strengths. He boasts about his pot of gold, which he guards fiercely, and mocks Cupid’s failures in love, citing rising divorce rates. He contrasts his carefree lifestyle with Cupid’s emotional burden, claiming superiority due to his worldly experiences. References to Olympus and Venus imply romantic conquests beyond Cupid’s reach, while threats to the Easter Bunny and religious figures add a touch of irreverence.

Verse 3: Easter Bunny (LittleFlecks)
The Easter Bunny enters the fray with a mix of humor and aggression. He challenges Cupid and the Leprechaun, demanding respect for his role. He critiques Cupid’s actions as reckless and irresponsible, contrasting them with his own mission of spreading joy and love without coercion. The Easter Bunny ridicules the Leprechaun’s appearance and mocks Cupid’s failures. He asserts his own importance despite being overshadowed by other cultural icons, suggesting that his contributions have been undervalued over time.

Verse 4: Cupid (The Stupendium)
Cupid doubles down on his dismissal of the Easter Bunny’s significance, accusing him of diluting the meaning of Easter with excessive commercialization. He threatens to bury the Easter Bunny and diminish his influence further, highlighting the destructive nature of his own actions compared to the Leprechaun’s.

Verse 5: Leprechaun (Freeced)
The Leprechaun attempts to console Cupid, offering him solace in the form of alcohol. He suggests that drinking will help Cupid cope with his emotional turmoil, highlighting a camaraderie between the two despite their differences. The Leprechaun’s playful encouragement reflects a desire to lift Cupid’s spirits amidst the battle.

Verse 6: Easter Bunny (LittleFlecks)
The Easter Bunny rejects the Leprechaun’s advances, expressing disdain for his appearance and character. He retaliates with a prank, threatening to leave a pot of lotion behind the Leprechaun’s rainbow, further mocking his appearance and luck. The Easter Bunny’s witty retort adds to the playful banter between the characters.

Verse 7: Cupid (The Stupendium)
This verse appears to be a nonsensical interjection, perhaps indicating Cupid’s disorientation or distraction during the battle.

Verse 8: Easter Bunny (LittleFlecks) & Leprechaun (Freeced)
In the final verse, the Easter Bunny experiences a sudden shift in demeanor after being shot, expressing unexpected affection and whimsy. He imagines a romantic future with the Leprechaun, referencing popular culture and fantasy elements. The Leprechaun’s reaction is one of rejection and discomfort, highlighting the absurdity of the Easter Bunny’s sudden change. This verse adds a surreal and humorous twist to the battle’s conclusion.